When it comes to social distancing, learn from the best! Island dwelling reptiles have made a lifestyle of getting away from everybody else, and keeping everyone else away from them if they can’t take the hint.


Whenever flu season hits, it’s a good idea to sport a constant reminder for people that obviously care more about hugs than health. It also helps during other times of the year to ward off all those pesky friendly people you just don’t like very much.


BONUS: This item also doubles as emergency toilet paper!


Features a hand drawn design by wildlife artist Adeline Robinson of an actual Super Dwarf Reticulated Python in the hand of breeder Garrett Hartle.


Ink is printed with a lightweight old school worn look for that retro summer style that is as comfortable as it is good looking.


100% Soft Cotton (actual colors may vary slightly from what is shown)
Tear away label
Runs true to size

Unisex fit

Social Distancing Snake Retro Tee